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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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