Sry I called you an 8
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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