The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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