Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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