They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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