she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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