New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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