I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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