Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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