I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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