he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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