they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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