I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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