So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
