I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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