it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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