North Korea, Best Korea!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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