his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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