Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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