i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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