those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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