i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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