I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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