When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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