Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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