You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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