Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So. Much. Porn.
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