I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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