plz talk dirty to me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
