Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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