Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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