Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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