is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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