No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
