You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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