everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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