i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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