So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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