grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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