he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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