but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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