His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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