after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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