How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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