Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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