why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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