I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I understand Curling. That high.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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