Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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