I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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