You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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